Dexter's Lab Porn

Mandarks rap

Mandark is my name,
Destroying Dexters lab is my game.
I try to hatch up a scheme,
And then put it on the screen.
Im in love with his sister Dee Dee,
But I cant even get her to see me.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(Picture mandark laughing like he usually does just with a
ritem.)
Dexters lab is a butte,
But not better than mine.
I sit up on my couch,
And watch it every time.
One night I thought I saw,
A flying monkey come out of his house.
So I decided to go over there,
And be quiet as a mouse.
So I took my invisible plane,
And then I thought I was insane.
How in the world could there be a flying monkey,
Coming out of his house at night.
So I went back inside,
And saw my mother on her side.
It was a new way to meditate,
So she could finally concentrate.
My dad was there too,
Chewing on some tofu.
They called me from over hear,
And told me to there.
They called me by my real name Susie,
And they thought it sounded groovy.
Oh how I hate that name,
Therere gona drive me insane.
They made me eat tofu,
All though Id rather soul food.
So I decided then and there to tell them,
What I wanted to be called.
I told them my name is Mandark,
And not to wear it out.
I thought they would be mad,
Or maybe even sad.
But to my surprise,
They slowly started to rise.
They started to come to me,
And then I started to see,
My parents they are hippies,
Of course they wont listen to me.
So I went up to my room,
And started to play
with a broom.
Then I sat on my bed,
And took out some led.
I started to write a promise,
That I must keep.
Dexter I will get you,
And your little monkey too.
One day your sister will be mine,
And well have kids every time.
But until then Dexter,
Ill keep writing it on paper.

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