Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: How to Get a Date by Johnny Bravo Chapter 1
Dexter was walking home from school and he decided to go through the shopping center. As he walked home he looked across the street and froze, there on the other side of the street was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
Meanwhile, looking for his mailbox but having gotten lost on his way to find it, a strong and handsome vain blonde man with the intelligence of a 4 year-old came by walking the opposite way Dexter had come from. Seeing the miniature scientist standing there gazing across the street got his curiosity so he looked over to see what was so exciting.
There was a fire hydrant, a dog peeing on it, a toy store, his child neighbor Suzie sitting on a bench eating an ice cream while laughing her brains out by watching the dog; nothing that interested Johnny so he decided to continue walking. As soon as he did he was stopped again as he heard Dexter drool out The most beautiful creation Ive ever seen!
Johnny went over beside Dexter and asked. So you really dig her, dont you?
In his accent Dexter responded Yes! She is my beauty, my dream, my passion! His eyes had fire in them.
Johnny, looking over once again at Suzie and then at back at Dexter, shrugged and decided he wanted to help what he thought was a mini Me of how Johnny currently was. He decided to help him out by getting him a date with his neighbor Suzie. Johnny leaned down way over and quietly told Dexter You know, I can help you get what you want.
As if this got him out of his spell, Dexter turned to Johnny expectantly and said. You can? But I dont have any money. There is no way anything will ever happen if theres no money! Dexter told Johnny. Johnny looked confused until he registered in his head what Dexter had just said. The accent confused Johnny when it came to more than 10 words.
Oh, theres no need to worry about that! Ive gone on plenty of dates and Ive never had any money. Johnny told him.
Dates? Really? How many? Wait! What does that have to do withDexter started but again the accent thing started confusing Johnny and he interrupted Dexter.
Dont you worry little buddy, just leave everything to your good pal Johnny.
Boy if this guy wants a date with Suzie hes going to need a full make-over inside and out! Johnny thought to himself.
Wow! If this guy can get me the newest game from the Super Smash Penguins in the toy store display window, it might be worth my time to hang out with him after all. Dexter thought.
And with that, the two of them walked off together thinking totally different things.