Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Sailor Loon – Chapter 2

Dexter’s Laboratory is copyright (C)1996 by
Hanna-Barbera Productions and Cartoon Network.
Sailor Moon is the property of Takeuchi Naoko and some other folks
such as D.I.C. and Cloverway.

I don’t own Dexter’s Laboratory, I didn’t make
the characters, and I’m not trying to make money on this, so please
don’t sue me. Ditto for Sailor Moon.

Many thanks to my pre-reader, Ben Oliver.

Author’s Notes: This is a typical Dexter’s
Lab style parody. See chapter one for full rant.

Last time on Dexter’s Laboratory, Sailor-D
had confronted the Evil Man-Dark General from the Negaverse. Using
her super powers, she naturally prevailed. However, the Man-Dark
General escaped. What evil does he plan for our heroes? Will Sailor-D
find the other scouts? Will Dexter be mortally embarrassed before
the end of the chapter? Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter!

Dexter’s Laboratory: Sailor Loon

by Joe Fenton

Chapter 2: Send In The Clowns

Dee Dee bit her
tongue, thinking again. “I need to find the other Scouts!”

Dexter started
pushing her towards the exit. “They are obviously not in
here. Go play your little game elsewhere. I have much work to
accomplish after the little skirmish you and Mandark precipitated
in my laboratory.”

Dee Dee stepped
to the side, allowing Dexter to fall on his face. “I’ll need
some help to defeat my evil foe!” She grabbed Dexter, held
him high off the ground, and shook him. “Oh, Dexter! You
have to help me!”

“E-e-e-e-nough!
S-s-s-s-top s-s-s-s-haking m-m-m-m-e!”

Dee Dee dropped
him abruptly.

Dexter stood
and brushed off his lab coat. “I did what you asked of me.
I made you a stupid moon princess. I have no time to participate
in your little girly games.” He made some shooing gestures.
“Go play elsewhere while I attend to the reconstruction of
the damaged sections of my laboratory.”

Dee Dee turned
her nose up as she folded her arms across her chest. “I’m
not going anywhere until you agree to help!”

Dexter pulled
a remote from his lab coat, aimed it at his sister, and pressed
the large, red button on it. A robot grabbed Dee Dee by the collar
and dragged her off.

Dexter mopped
his brow. “Whew! Now to start the repair droids.” He
turned around and ran into Dee Dee’s legs.

“Pleasssssssse,
Dexter? I really need your help!”

Dexter fumed
a few moments, then stomped over to a nearby control panel. “No!”
He pressed a button and a large tube descended from the ceiling
over Dee Dee. His sister was sucked up into the tube to be deposited
in the living room.

He looked around,
expecting to see Dee Dee. After a few moments, he turned back
to the control board and entered the sequence to begin activating
the repair droids. One rolled to a stop in front of him.

“Why are
you not repairing the facilities? There is much work to be done.”

It pulled off
its faceplate to reveal Dee Dee underneath. “I need to find
the other Scouts! You’re the only one who can help me!”

Dexter gaped
for a long moment, then closed his eyes. He knew he was going
to regret this. “I will assist you in your endeavor – but
-” he cut off Dee Dee’s squeal of delight, “if I am
to participate in this farce, I shall choose my own role!”
He produced a cape with a flourish and spun once. He was now wearing
the cape over an elegant tuxedo. The frames of his eyeglasses
had expanded into a makeshift mask. He produced a top hat and
set it atop his head.

“Behold!
The dashing hero, Tuxedo Glasses!!” He struck a silly pose.

Dee Dee bit her
tongue and placed her hand on her chin. “Hmm, I don’t know,
Dexter. I think I need my trusty advisor, Luna.”

Dexter stroked
his chin thoughtfully. “Luna? I am afraid I am not familiar
with that particular character.”

“She’s my
trusty cat advisor!” Dee Dee struck Dexter atop the head
with her moon scepter. In a flash of light, Dexter was dressed
in a black ninja outfit, complete with cat ears and a tail.

Dee Dee nodded
once. “That’s better! Okay Luna, where do we start looking
for the Scouts?”

Dexter glowered
at the girl. “Don’t call me Luna!” He struggled to remove
the cat-outfit. “I refuse to be a stupid cat advisor!
I am the debonaire hero and will be treated with the appropriate
respect or you can find someone else to play your stupid
game!”

Dee Dee waited
until Dexter had fully extricated himself from the suit, then
struck him with the scepter. A glitter of magical sparkles faded
leaving him once more clad in the offending suit. “Whatever.
So Luna, do you think the other Scouts are nearby?”

“AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
Dexter vented his rage, then took a moment to calm himself. “I
can see that I will be incapable of resuming my interrupted schedule
until we resolve the current dilemma.” He took a deep breath.
“Say Dee Dee! I’ll bet your little friends Mee Mee and Lee
Lee would like to play!”

“THAT’S
IT!“

The shout knocked
Dexter off his feet.

Dee Dee smiled,
the grin reaching from ear-to-ear. “They’ll know where the
other Scouts are!”

Dexter slapped
a hand to his face. “Yeah, yeah. Just go!” He stabbed
a finger towards the exit, and breathed a sigh of relief when
Dee Dee finally zipped off. “Finally!” He peeled
off the costume, pulled his trusty wrench from his back pocket,
and started to work on the lab.

****

Mee Mee and Lee
Lee were sprawled in front of the Pony Puff Princess Prancing
Pony Parade Park and Pavilion. Dee Dee popped up behind the girls.

“Hi Mee
Mee! Hi Lee Lee! You’ll never guess what just happened!”

Both girls jumped,
then gasped as they took in Dee Dee’s outfit.

Mee Mee pointed.
“You – you’re -“

Dee Dee struck
a heroic pose. “Sailor-D! Champion of Love and Justice! In
the name of the moon, I will right wrongs and punish evil-doers
everywhere!”

Mee Mee and Lee
Lee jumped up with arms high, “aaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!!!!
We want to play too!”

Dee Dee thought
it over. “Eh – okay!” She shrugged.

The trio flitted
on the tips of their toes back into Dee Dee’s house.

****

Dexter stared
into the ocular image enhancer – again. The adjustments were very
delicate. He mumbled under his breath in a tense manner, “gently…
this is very delicate and fragile… just one
more modification and I will finally have my lab back together…”

Dee Dee, Lee
Lee, and Mee Mee popped up behind him.

“Hello!”

“Hello!”

“Hello!”

Dexter jumped
a foot in the air as the isolinear optic process chip snapped
in half. Dexter gave it a sad look. “Why do I even bother…”

He rounded on
the girls. “Dee Dee, Mee Mee, Lee Lee!” He pointed to
each one in turn. “I have no time for your stupid
shenanigans! How am I to finish these delicate repairs while you
stupid girls prance around and destroy my laboratory?!”

Mee Mee leaned
over, propping herself up on his head. “Yo, Dex-man! Fix
us up like Dee Dee here!” She hooked a thumb at where Dee
Dee was demonstrating her powers to Lee Lee by destroying a newly
repaired bank of database storage units.

Dexter winced
in horror as an explosion enveloped the units. He slapped his
hands on either side of his face. “My laboratory!”

He tried to charge
toward the pair, but found his legs kicking uselessly as Mee Mee
hoisted him off the ground.

She looked him
in the eyes. “You know what to do if you want us to
leave.”

Dexter laughed
nervously. “Right. Two transformation devices, coming right
up.” He grumbled as he stomped over to the main computer
console. After pushing various buttons for a minute, the matter
transduction unit glowed a brilliant white. The light faded and
Mee Mee knocked Dexter over as she rushed forward, screaming in
delight.

She grabbed one
of the rods, then thought a moment. She raised it above her head
and yelled, “MARS! PLANET! POWER!”

Mee Mee spun
slowly on one leg as a bright light surrounded her. Her leotard
changed to white like Dee Dee’s, while the tutu formed into red
pleats. Red bows grew at the back and neck of the outfit. A red
choker with a gold star formed around her neck, and a gold tiara
with a red gem formed around her forehead. White, elbow-length
gloves trimmed in red at the elbows sprang into being.

Dexter groaned
in dismay as the computer again provided the appropriately corny
music for the transformation sequence.

Lee Lee jumped
up and down. “My turn! My turn!” She grabbed the other
transformation rod.

“MERCURY!
POWER! MAKEUP!”

A bright light
surrounded her as she pirouetted. Again, the leotard changed to
white, while her pleated skirt changed to blue. Blue bows formed,
along with a blue choker. Blue trimmed white gloves adorned her
arms. The tiara held a blue gem this time.

Dexter writhed
in agony as yet more corny music blared throughout the lab. “Make
it stop! Make it stop!”

Dee Dee and Mee
Mee confronted Lee Lee as the sequence ended. “Mercury Power
Makeup?!”

Lee Lee blushed
in embarrassment as she swiveled one foot back and forth on its
toes behind her. “It sounded more feminine.”

Mee Mee rolled
her eyes, then rubbed her hands together. “All right! Time
to see what super powers we got!”

Dexter whimpered
from where he lay on the floor. “My poor lab!”

Maniacal laughter
suddenly rang through the lab. “HA, HA HA! HA, HA HA, HA
HA!” Mandark flourished his black cape. “It is I, Mandark!”
He brandished a large weapon. “With my new and improved
Matter Transmogrifier Gun, I shall make a monster that cannot
be stopped! Then I, Mandark, Master of Evil, shall
-“

He broke off
as Dexter clung to his leg. “Please, Mandark! You
must get them to leave my laboratory!”

Mandark shook
his leg, trying to extricate it from Dexter’s hold. “Let
go, fool! No one may touch the grandeur that is Mandark!”
He stopped shaking his leg, leaving it stuck straight out from
his body as he saw Dee Dee. “Except the perfection of beauty
that graces our otherwise black and dismal universe.” Hearts
swirled around the boy. “Sailor Deeeeeee!”

Dexter let go
of Mandark’s leg. “Hm, I can see that Mandark, my long-time
rival, will be of no help in the extrication of the girls from
my laboratory as long as my stupid sister Dee Dee is present.
My only hope now is to assist the girls in defeating Mandark and
hope they take their silly game elsewhere.”

He hopped behind
a conveniently placed power conduit. When he sprang back out from
behind it, his cape and tuxedo were back.

“It is I!
The great Tuxedo Glasses!” He pointed to where Mandark floated
in his dreamlike state. “It is time to put out the garbage,
and that means you!”

The girls finally
noticed the commotion and gasped as they saw their mortal enemy.

“The Man-Dark
General from the Negaverse!”

Lee Lee jumped
forward. “I’ll take care of him!” She spun around and
flung out an arm. “MERCURY AQUA BUBBLE!”

A large sphere
of water shot towards Mandark, missing the boy and splashing against
a row of computer servers. Large arcs of electricity sparked across
the racks as the water shorted out the electronics.

“AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
My computers!!” Dexter fell to his knees in horror as rack
after rack turned to slag as they shorted out in a flurry of arcs
of electricity.

Mee Mee took
a step forward. “I’ll handle this!” She spun as her
arms swung around in a circle. “MARS PLASMA BURST!”

A sphere of ionized
air shot from her palms and raced off into the distance, not coming
anywhere close to Mandark. The explosions and smoke rising in
the distance told everyone the power of the attack.

Mee Mee scratched
the back of her head. “Oops!”

Dee Dee raised
her moon scepter. “This is a job for Sailor-D!”

She was stopped
by a screwdriver embedding itself in the floor by her feet.

“STOP!”
Tuxedo Glasses confronted the would-be heroine. “You can’t
do it, Sailor-D! You know you are too incompetent to confront
Mandark! Leave it to someone who knows what he is doing!”

Dee Dee frowned
at her brother. A snap of her wrist and the cat costume was back.
“Luna! What do we do?! Sailor Mercury and Sailor Mars have
already failed to stop the Man-Dark General!”

Dexter fumed.
“Just toss him in the transporter chamber.” He muttered
under his breath, “Assuming it is still working.” He
spun around and shook a fist at his sister. “And don’t call
me Luna!”

Dee Dee nodded
at Mee Mee and Lee Lee. “You heard Luna! We must drive
him into the transporter chamber with our attacks!”

Dexter jumped
in shock. “That is not what I said!! No!! Wait!!”

Lee Lee turned
to Mandark. “MERCURY AQUA BUBBLE!” This one struck home,
drenching the boy as it knocked him off his feet. It also splashed
the Laboratory Laser Lathe controls. The high-powered laser spun
completely out of control, the laser beam cutting rows of equipment
all around the lab.

One beam shortened
Dexter’s tail a few inches. “My laser! My laboratory!!”
He pulled at his cat ears.

Mee Mee took
her turn. “MARS PLASMA BURST!”

The ionized sphere
of gas sent the wet boy into convulsions as arcs of electricity
danced about his form. It also finished shorting out the laser’s
control panel. The laser abruptly ceased firing.

Dexter wiped
his brow as the laser beam about to bisect him flickered and vanished.
“Whew! I can’t believe one of the girls actually did something
right for a change!”

Dee Dee stepped
forward. “Now it’s my turn!”

Dexter turned
pale. “When will I learn that the fates are not to be tempted
in such a flagrant manner?”

Dee Dee pirouetted
and then spun her moon scepter through a full circle at arms length.
“MOON SCEPTER ELIMINATION!”

Mandark gained
consciousness only to see a giant beam of destructive force bearing
down on him. “AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” He teleported out
at the last second, not even pausing for a last flippant remark.

The beam continued
on to destroy the transporter chamber, the Laser Lathe, the Tridimensional
Chess Simulator, and everything else along the path of the beam.
Dexter stood transfixed in horror at the destruction wreaked upon
his precious lab.

The girls high-fived
at their victory.

Dee Dee addressed
her pals. “Good going Scouts! We won the battle! Unfortunately,
the Man-Dark General escaped! We must increase our vigilance to
catch him when he returns. We won’t leave this lab until he is
no longer a threat to the coming of the Crystal Pony Puff Palace!”

Dexter finally
fainted in shock upon hearing his sister’s proclamation.

Downstairs in
the kitchen, Dexter and Dee Dee’s mom frowned at the commotion
going on upstairs. She poked her head into the living room and
yelled up the stairs, “Dexter! Dee Dee! What is all that
noise?!”

Dee Dee poked
her head out through the hole in the wall and waved at her. “Hiiiii
Mom! Me and Mee Mee and Lee Lee are protecting Dexter’s secret
laboratory from the Dark Forces of the Negaverse!”

Their mom returned
to the kitchen. “That’s nice, Dee Dee! Just keep the noise
down! Lunch is almost ready.”

Dee Dee waved
one last time. “Okay Mom! We’ll be right down!” She
grabbed Dexter by the tail. “Okay, Scouts! It’s lunch time!”

Mee Mee and Lee
Lee started jumping up and down in glee. “YEA!!” They
raced for the exit.

Dee Dee followed
rapidly, still dragging Dexter by the tail.

That’s it for chapter 2; see you next time
as Sailor-D and the Scouts face off one last time with the Man-Dark
General!