Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: The Pepsi Challenge – Chapter 3
“Dexter’s Laboratory” is copyright (C)1996 by Hanna-Barbera
Productions and Cartoon Network. Pepsi is a registered trademark
of PepsiCo, Inc. and the Pepsi-Cola Company.
I don’t own “Dexter’s Laboratory”, I didn’t make
the characters, and I’m not trying to make money on this, so please
don’t sue me. Ditto for Pepsi.
Dexter’s Laboratory: The Pepsi Challenge
by Joe Fenton
Chapter 3: Let’s Do Better
Back inside the top secret laboratory
of Dexter – Boy Genius… a day like no other. How so? Well, just
examine the tableau: Dee Dee, Lee Lee, and Mee Mee stand quietly
with Mandark and Dexter; they are deep in discussion of how best
to prevent the destruction of the entire galaxy.
“We need to formulate a solution
to the current predicament or we will surely be doomed.”
Dexter looked concerned.
So did Mandark. “Um, Dexter?”
“Even the combined destructive
capabilities of Dee Dee, Lee Lee, and Mee Mee aren’t enough to
overcome our present adversary. I want to hear ideas from everyone.”
He continued as if Mandark hadn’t spoken.
“Dexter?” Mandark
was a little more insistent.
“Even the most rudimentary of
ideas may contain the kernel of a plan that will save the galaxy.”
Dee Dee, Lee Lee, and Mee Mee were
nodding in time to Dexter’s speech.
“DEXTER!!!” Mandark finally
blew his top.
“What? What is so
important you must interrupt me while I am engaged in brilliant
planning?” Dexter finally acknowledged him.
Mandark gave him a unreadable look.
“You do realize who you are asking to help with your
brilliant planning?” He jerked his head toward the
‘terrible trio’.
Dexter started, then slapped his hand
over his face. “What am I thinking? There is no possibility
they could contribute to this discussion.” He turned towards
Mandark. “Well, you were so insistent – what is your
brilliant idea?”
“Well…”
Dee Dee poked her head in between
the two. “I think we should make an army of robots!”
Mee Mee popped up next to her.
“Yeah! Just like ours! With zappy guns, and missiles…”
Lee Lee cut in on her. “And
a big flame thrower!”
Dexter looked stunned, then incredulous.
“Don’t be ridiculous! And just who would we get to operate
all those robots?”
Dee Dee gave him a condescending
look, “Us, of course. You don’t think a little dork like
you could handle it, do you?”
Dexter fumed, “You don’t
have any idea what you are talking about! Only a fool would
even try to operate that many robots by himself. He’d have to
be the most stupid, pig-headed, reckless…”
A slow grin spread across his face. “My, Dee Dee! What a
great idea! You three come right this way.” He led the three
girls towards a group of tubes interconnected to various computer
banks.
Dee Dee and the other girls looked
with a little trepidation at the tubes.
“Um, Dexter? What exactly
are these things?” Dee Dee spoke for all three girls.
“These will allow you to
control any number of robots. They will interface you directly
to the computer controls and system monitors in the mecha. You
girls aren’t scared, are you?”
“Heck no! Just let me at
em!” Dee Dee marched up to the tube; the glass raised high
enough for her to enter, then sealed itself once more as various
sensor webs attached themselves to her.
Lee Lee stared with bug eyes
for a second, then jumped. “YAY!!! My turn! My turn!”
She ran to the second tube and was soon hooked into the system.
Mee Mee turned to Dexter. “This
better be fun, or you won’t like it when we get out.”
At that, she marched up to the next tube.
Dexter wiped his brow, then walked
back to the dumbfounded Mandark.
“Um, Dexter? Just what the
heck is going on? You know they won’t be able to make any
kind of coordinated actions while trying to operate the number
of robots that will be required to defeat the enemy.”
Dexter gave him a smug look.
“That is where you and I come in, Mandark. While the girls
provide the main motivational controls for the robots, we
will direct the overall battle.” He moved towards a set of
elaborate consoles and sat at one; he motioned Mandark to the
other. “I will direct the Dee Dee Bots; you will direct the
Lee Lee Bots.”
Mandark sat at the other console.
“What about the Mee Mee Bots?” He was looking a little
better about the ways things were shaping up.
“The computer can direct
the Mee Mee Bots.” Dexter started entering commands into
the system. “Now we must direct the system to engage with
the alien power grid. We will use their own power to duplicate
and transport the robots.” He looked quite smug.
Mandark monitored Dexter’s entries
from his own console, and nodded at the data. “I concur;
I do have one suggestion.” He looked off into the distance,
stars in his eyes. “I should be in control of the Dee Dee
Bots; only I appreciate the golden-haired goddess that blesses
are otherwise drab and empty lives.”
Dexter rolled his eyes. “No
way! You’d be too distracted to properly engage the enemy. Now
shut up while I finish these delicate computations.”
Mandark leaned forward, a dark
look on his face. “Now see here, you cretinous moron! The
only chance we have is if I lead my beloved and her robots;
our love will give us an edge no one in the universe could stand
against!”
Dexter gave him a look of exasperation.
“Love? What does love have to do with battle?”
He waved a fist in Mandark’s general direction. “Now cease
your yammering so I can finish my work!” He punched at the
buttons angrily.
The final codes entered, the
lab slowly showed signs of increased activity as it went about
the task of duplicating and transporting groups of robots to the
alien space platform. Various monitors lit up with pictures from
the platform where groups of mecha appeared and immediately began
moving about randomly, destroying anything that looked remotely
interesting.
Dexter turned back to the control
levers of his console and started trying to direct the overall
motion of the Dee Dee Bots towards more strategic parts of the
platform. “See? Just as I planned! Now do you see
the genius that is Dexter?”
Mandark grabbed the control levers
on his own console, but directed the Lee Lee Bots to interfere
with the Dee Dee Bots. “Give me control of the Dee Dee Bots!”
“What are you doing, you
fool? We are trying to save the galaxy, not set you up
a date with my stupid sister!”
At this point, only the computer
directed Mee Mee Bots were actually doing anything resembling
coordinated actions. The Dee Dee Bots and Lee Lee Bots mostly
milled around the same locations, seemingly not accomplishing
much as the boy’s struggles interfered with the girl’s innate
desire for continued destruction. In fact, they were actually
doing the worst damage as their struggles kept the robots in one
area as the bots continued to pour on the destruction. By happenstance,
they were mostly located over the redundant control systems for
the platform.
On board the space platform,
the warlord stormed back and forth across the control room. Monitors
around the room showed the conflagration raging on the platform
as giant robots milled about, destroying anything they came across.
He bellowed to no one in particular, “Where are these things
coming from? Why haven’t the automatic defense systems come online
yet?”
A voice came from one of the
control stations, “The enemy has tapped into our own power
grid and have made a concerted effort against the redundant controls!
The disruption has crashed most systems, including the automatic
defenses!”
Another voice came from a monitoring
station, “The enemy seems to be divided into three distinct
teams.”
The warlord stomped over the
the station and swatted the technician aside casually. “Yes!
The first two teams are the ones doing the worst damage; they
seem to be directed by Military Geniuses… look how they continue
to pound away at one of our most vulnerable areas… yes! Geniuses
to be certain.”
Back at the lab.
“Mandark! Quit interfering
with my robots!”
“Only I have the
right to direct the Dee Dee Bots!”
“Stop it, you fool!
We’ll all be destroyed!”
“I want those Bots!!!”
Dexter finally erupted. “That’s
it!!!! I can’t take it anymore!” He redirected
the Dee Dee Bots in a full-scale assault on the Lee Lee Bots.
“I will have those Bots!”
Mandark directed the Lee Lee Bots in a full-scale counter attack.
The destruction increased exponentially.
Back in the platform control
room.
“THERE!!! They begin the
final assault. They realize how close to victory they are and
push for the final blow despite severe losses to their own forces.
Yes… genius.”
Everyone else on the bridge kept
a respectful silence.
He pointed at the computer controlled
Mee Mee Bots, which were still moving across the platform, destroying
likely looking targets. “Those are obviously under remote
computer control. Override the signal at any cost and give
me control of them!”
One of the other technicians
blanched. “If we do that, we’ll be destroyed for certain!”
The warlord gestured casually
and the technician vanished in a puff of smoke. “If we are
going to die, we will do it in battle as the gods intend us to!”
He looked around. “Anyone else have any objections?”
He gave a horrific grin.
No one did. Soon, the Mee Mee
Bots were headed back towards the scene of the battle between
the Dee Dee Bots and Lee Bots.
Back in the lab.
“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
Dexter was incoherent as he directed the Dee Dee Bots in his mortal
struggle with Mandark.
“RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”
Mandark was equally as eloquent.
Back on the platform.
“HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!”
The warlord was now in an all out attack on the other two forces.
Back in the lab.
“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
“RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”
Back on the platform.
“HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!”
Back in the lab.
“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
“RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”
Back on the platform.
“HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!”
Back in the lab.
“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
“RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”
Back on the platform.
“HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!”
Things couldn’t continue indefinitely,
and they didn’t. At some point, the three forces breached a critical
power wave guide that provided the main reactor feedback. The
explosion that resulted would eventually be visible on earth.
Astronomers would remark on the strange light that bore only superficial
resemblance to a supernova.
The feedback generated by the
detonation blew out the three control tubes, spilling the stunned
girls on the floor. It continued to the consoles, which shorted
out; both Dexter and Mandark were jolted as electricity coursed
through them, causing their hair to stand on end and smoke to
curl from their clothes. They were thrown to the floor as explosions
rocked the laboratory as the transporter and duplicator both overloaded.
The girls slowly pulled themselves
upright and wobbled over to the boys. Dee Dee grabbed Dexter by
the coat and hauled him off his feet.
“Oh, Dexter! That was the
most fun! We gotta do it again!” She was shaking him back
and forth in joy. “The pretty explosions… the shiny machines…
all the robots…”
Lee Lee and Mee Mee joined her,
trying their best to express what their experience had been to
the still oblivious boys.
Dexter finally started to revive
while being waved about by Dee Dee. “Dee Dee…” He
croaked softly.
Dee Dee continued to spin and
shake him back and forth.
“Dee Dee…” A little
stronger this time.
Dee Dee still didn’t notice.
“DEEEEE DEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
He screamed as he came close to one of her ears as she continued
waving him around.
“AAAAAHHHHHH!!” She
tossed him against a nearby wall and stuck a finger in the ear.
“Geez, Dexter. You didn’t have to scream!”
Dexter looked wiped out. “I’m
going to bed. Wake me in about a year.”
Mee Mee squinted one eye and
bit her tongue. “Didn’t we forget something?”
Lee Lee looked thoughtful. “Hmm,
we were at lunch, we fought the bad guys, we played robots on
the funny playground… nope!”
Mandark jumped up. “Oh my
goodness! We forgot about school! We have to get back before lunch
is over or we’ll get detention!”
Dexter jumped, then ran to his
Dex Bot; he grabbed the girls and blasted off for Huber Elementary,
Mandark close behind in his robot.
Mandark checked the chronograph
on his cockpit heads-up-display. “Only ten minutes left in
lunch! We’d better hurry!”
Neither boy bothered to stop
outside the school, but directed their bots towards the hole burned
through the ceiling by the laser beam that had started the whole
affair. The hole got significantly larger.
Dee Dee walked over to Dexter
as he exited his bot. “Dexter? What about my soda?”
Dexter smiled indulgently. “No
problem!” He pressed a button on his remote; a section of
his robot lifted away, revealing a well provisioned snack bar.
He pulled a six-pack of Pepsi’s from the refrigeration unit and
handed them to Dee Dee. “They’re even chilled to the perfect
temperature. But what else would you get but perfection… am
I not Dexter – Boy Genius?” He looked rather smug.
Mandark walked over to the pair.
“I won’t bother to even dignify that with a response.”
Dee Dee separated one of the
cans from the others and popped the tab – which promptly broke
off. “Um, Dexter?” She held out the can.
Mandark was already reaching
for his laser when Dexter stopped him.
“Not a chance, Mandark.
You have five others, Dee Dee. Why else do you think I gave you
a six-pack?”
Dee Dee tried the next one…
and held out the can. The opener had failed on that one too.
“Four others… three others…
two others…” He sighed and gestured to Mandark. “I
give up – it’s all yours.”
Okay, that’s it for this story; hope you enjoyed it. I’ll really
have to work hard to come up with another great story line. “Dexter’s
Laboratory” is one of my favorite shows; I hope this story
did it justice.