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Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Mandarks rap Chapter 1

Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Mandarks rap Chapter 1

Mandarks rap

Mandark is my name,
Destroying Dexters lab is my game.
I try to hatch up a scheme,
And then put it on the screen.
Im in love with his sister Dee Dee,
But I cant even get her to see me.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(Picture mandark laughing like he usually does just with a
ritem.)
Dexters lab is a butte,
But not better than mine.
I sit up on my couch,
And watch it every time.
One night I thought I saw,
A flying monkey come out of his house.
So I decided to go over there,
And be quiet as a mouse.
So I took my invisible plane,
And then I thought I was insane.
How in the world could there be a flying monkey,
Coming out of his house at night.
So I went back inside,
And saw my mother on her side.
It was a new way to meditate,
So she could finally concentrate.
My dad was there too,
Chewing on some tofu.
They called me from over hear,
And told me to there.
They called me by my real name Susie,
And they thought it sounded groovy.
Oh how I hate that name,
Therere gona drive me insane.
They made me eat tofu,
All though Id rather soul food.
So I decided then and there to tell them,
What I wanted to be called.
I told them my name is Mandark,
And not to wear it out.
I thought they would be mad,
Or maybe even sad.
But to my surprise,
They slowly started to rise.
They started to come to me,
And then I started to see,
My parents they are hippies,
Of course they wont listen to me.
So I went up to my room,
And started to play
with a broom.
Then I sat on my bed,
And took out some led.
I started to write a promise,
That I must keep.
Dexter I will get you,
And your little monkey too.
One day your sister will be mine,
And well have kids every time.
But until then Dexter,
Ill keep writing it on paper.

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Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Dexters greatest work Chapter 1

Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Dexters greatest work Chapter 1

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Dexters greatest work.

Dexter: I think I need some better work. I will build a science laboratory.

DeeDee: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DEXTER!! How ya doin’?

Dexter: I cannot tell you because this is secret work!

DeeDee: O.K.! Should I go now?

Mom: Kids! Dinners ready!

Dexter/DeeDee: O.K. Mom!

Dad: Be careful kids, Don’t eat too fast.

Dexter/DeeDee: I ohhhn ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

Mom: Kids, don’t be rude to your father!

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Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Dexter and Dee Dees Interview 2 Chapter 1

Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Dexter and Dee Dees Interview 2 Chapter 1

I hope you like and Please REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and I don’t any of the Charaters, no matter how many times I try and break into the studio and steal them. (pouts)

Mandark: Deee Deee,*drooling*

Dexter: Ha ha, Dee Dee’s crush is a freak!!!HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Dee Dee:*Realizing the handcuffs* Why you little!!!*Starts throwing plastic horses at him*

Mandark: Aawww, my love, you hate Dexter too, we are made for eachother! Deee Deee!!!

Dee Dee: AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Keep It away! Keep It away!

Dexter:*Laughing his head off*

Kikera: STOP IT! STOP IT ALL OF YOU!!! YOU ARE A DISCRACE TO SESIETY!!! NOW, MANDARK GO TAKE OFF THAT CAPE AND GO GET MENTAL HELP!!!!! AND DEE DEE, LEAVE DEXTER ALONE AND PICK UP YOUR TOYS THAT YOU THROUGH. DEXTER, STOP LAUGHING IT’S RUDE!!!!

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Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Dexters MiniCon – Chapter 2

Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Dexters MiniCon – Chapter 2

Chapter 2 Rediscovery

Megatron! We have detected a Mini-Con, Demolisher said as the alarms went off in the control room at the Decepticon underwater base on Earth. Ah, thats impossible all the Mini-cons have revealed themselves already. Armada Cyclones said in disbelief working on a consol next to him, Maybe not Cyclones, the Mini-cons can reveal themselves at any time. It is possible that a Mini-con can still be out there. Soundwave said to them controlling the navigation computer.

Megatron was in his Generation 1 armor at the time of the alert. Megatron turned his head to them and said Indeed Decepticons. We must make preparations to retrieve the new Mini-Con. One of the sweeps was in the room and asked But why? All the other mini-cons are liberated we have no more on our side. What is one more going to prove?

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Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Something I Believe In Miracle Romance – Chapter 9

Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Something I Believe In Miracle Romance – Chapter 9

One Hand, One Heart

Part Nine of Something I Believe In Miracle Romance

Nora! Amelie yelled. Nora snapped out of her strange stupor and opened her eyes.

Yeah, mom? Nora asked.

Amelie sighed. Does your head EVER come out of the clouds?

Yeah, mom, Nora answered blankly. She wasnt paying much attention, instead thinking about Mandark, as always.

How about that Dodger game last evening?

Yeah, mom.

I asked you about the Dodger game.

There was a Dodger game?

Amelie sighed again. No, there wasnt. But you answered, yeah and stared at the ceiling again.

Yeah, mom.

Amelie put her head in her hand. Oh come on Nora. You cant be thinking about that boy again.

Nora didnt feel like correcting her mom again. Amelie never called Mandark by his real name. Actually, Nora wasnt completely aware of her surroundings, and yet she was in a way

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Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Chemical Bonding – Chapter 3

Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Chemical Bonding – Chapter 3

CHEMICAL BONDING III

By Lennon Karma, who else?

I’ve been really busy lately (studying for a science test5what a coincidence), so it’s been tough to find time to write this. As always, I don’t own any of da people from Dexter’s Lab. Uh, I don’t think I have anything else to say, so you can just read da fic.

Chapter 3:

Magnetic Field

“So, how does Friday night at 7:00 sound?” Douglas urged. Mandark, still caught up in the excitement, let go of the breath in his lungs, and opened his mouth to speak. “Y-y-yes. That sounds good.” He answered, faltering. “Excellent. I’ll come by and meet you at your house.” Barely catching the last words, Mandark quickly agreed and hung up the phone with a wavering hand. Why he was so nervous he wasn’t sure. One reason he knew he was nervous was, as always, his obvious lack of experience. Also, Douglas was a “trial run”, and after all Douglas had done for him, he couldn’t let him down.

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Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Killer Hare Chapter 1

Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Killer Hare Chapter 1

Killer Hare
The night made my hands cold and clammy. Dark clouds covered the sky,
blocking away most of the moon and stars. Gusts of wind gave my face a
sharp pain of cold. Chills ran through my body. All I had on were a pair
of blue-jeans and a t-shirt. I was pretty far from my home, and nobody was
in sight. I had weird different kind of chill run up my spine, the feeling
of being left all alone. I felt like I was the only person left on earth.
I was out walking around when the cold suddenly attacked me. I ran for
cover in the woods about an hour walk away from my house that was near by.
It was dark. The trees and bushes had a steady swaying rhythm with the
wind. As I ventured farther in, making my own trail, the wind no longer
could reach me; making the night’s cold air not so bad. Goosebumps covered
my body. There was poor lighting due to the cloudy sky. I brought my arms
inside my shirt and curled my upper body into a tight little ball as I
continued my way through the forest. I walked a good five minuets before I
came to a pretty decent clearing of trees where I would be able to lay
down.
It felt late and my eyes felt so heavy, but the continuous noises that
lingered around me kept me wide awake. I took my arms and put them back
through my shirt and pushed asides dead leaves making a small circle. I
found some stones and placed them around the outer edge of the clearing I
made. I picked up some twigs and placed them in the middle of the fire
pit. Always having a habit of leaving everything small I touch in my
pockets, I rummaged through small ripped pieces of paper, lint, change, and
a lighter. I grabbed the lighter and pulled it out of my pocket. I
scooped up a couple of dead leaves and stuffed them in with the twigs and
lit them on fire. Having dealt with fire many times before, I knew how to
keep the fire alive, and not trap myself in a forest fire. I pulled up a
small log and sat on it in front of the fire. The light of the fire gave
me a sense of home as I let the heat of the flames wrap around me and take
me away.
I was disturbed by the noise of rustling leaves nearby. I gave a quick
glance all around me, but saw nothing. I tried not to think of the sudden
sounds that distracted me and go back to my relaxation. I couldn’t wait
until the sun came out and covered the earth with its warmth and rid the
woods of all the nightly monsters. I was disturbed again by the ruffling
of leaves. The woods seemed so busy. Besides the sounds of my fire
crackling and pops, bugs and birds sung their nocturnal songs and small
animals running along the ground. Something was close to me, too close.
I got an uneasy feeling in the pit of my stomach. It felt like I was being
watched. I heard leaves move behind me. I gave my surrounding a little
more in depth search with my eyes from where I sat. I slowly rose from my
spot and began to move toward the moving leaves. I tip toed the whole way
until I reached the boundary of light the fire had given me. Something
jumped on my left foot. Startled, I jumped as high as I could, then as
soon as my feet hit the floor I ran. I went past the fire, stopped, and
looked back to see what was there.
Across the other side of my camp I saw something small, brown, and fuzzy.
Having the wits scared out of me made it hard for me to focus and concept
what it was. At first I thought it was an over-grown rat, but then I
noticed longer ears on the rodent. I let out a sign of relief and a
chuckle of embarrassment. It was just a poor little rabbit hopping along
its way. I felt very foolish letting my fears get the best of me. Here I
am being scared of a bunny when I could sit through a horror movie and not
move and inch.
I curled myself back up to the fire warm myself up and gaining back my
pride. I said to myself that I would never tell anybody about this when I
got back home. I piled some leaves close by the fire for a small bed for
myself. I laid myself down and listen to the wind toss the trees around.
It was hard to fall asleep, but I gave in to the tranquil movement of the
flames as I watched them devour the twigs I threw in there and feel right
asleep.

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Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Sailor Loon – Chapter 2

Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Sailor Loon – Chapter 2

Dexter’s Laboratory is copyright (C)1996 by
Hanna-Barbera Productions and Cartoon Network.
Sailor Moon is the property of Takeuchi Naoko and some other folks
such as D.I.C. and Cloverway.

I don’t own Dexter’s Laboratory, I didn’t make
the characters, and I’m not trying to make money on this, so please
don’t sue me. Ditto for Sailor Moon.

Many thanks to my pre-reader, Ben Oliver.

Author’s Notes: This is a typical Dexter’s
Lab style parody. See chapter one for full rant.

Last time on Dexter’s Laboratory, Sailor-D
had confronted the Evil Man-Dark General from the Negaverse. Using
her super powers, she naturally prevailed. However, the Man-Dark
General escaped. What evil does he plan for our heroes? Will Sailor-D
find the other scouts? Will Dexter be mortally embarrassed before
the end of the chapter? Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter!

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Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: DexDark Into the Rabbit Hole Oneshot Chapter 7

Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: DexDark Into the Rabbit Hole Oneshot Chapter 7

“Sodoes
Dexter like Mandark?” Olga asked casually.

Simple
questions can often lead to many complications. This one was no
different.

A
rather awkward silence ensued soon after. DeeDee fumbled for words to
say, there were so many responses that she could reply with that
whizzed through her head, colliding and jumbling together. Then there
was the question of morality and loyalty to her brother. Her little
brother, who tried so hard to keep his secret safe, who didn’t want
anyone to know, especially not the sister of his love
interest. And while DeeDee may not have been a genius like her
brother, she knew better than to do that, for sure. In her opinion,
gossip was only fun when it involved your friends or students you
didn’t know (which made up at least ninety-percent of gossip), but
bringing family members into it was generally where DeeDee drew the
line.

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Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Dexdark Chapter 1

Dexter’s Laboratory Porn Story: Dexdark Chapter 1

ZAP!
Dexter was creating a fusion remote when he clicks the button aiming
at one thing and then aims it at another it will fuse the two being
or objects.

At
last I have finished my greatest invention Dexter Cheered as he
held up his remote. He tested it out by fusing the spider on his desk
with the cookie crumb on the ground it created a cookider pleased
that his invention worked he began testing it on other objects and
creatures.

Intruder
Alert! INTRUDER ALERT! Dexter quickly ram to see who it was no
other than his arch enemy MANDARK! Dexter aimed the remote at mandark
then aimed it…dexter slipped on the slippery metal floor and the
remote landed and aimed at him.

Mandark
and Dexter became fused and created Dexdark terrified at this. Dexter
tried to grab the remote but he had no control Mandark and Dexter had
to agree on what to do because they were fused. They both decided to
walk but they accidently stepped on the remote. Both of them
panicking ran around in a circle in fear. Dexter and Mandark had no
idea what to do first they wanted to make a machine that would
de-fuse them. But school started in a couple of minutes but making
the machine would take ours.

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